It's no fun to be on the 'Bogey Train'

The announcer for the British Open just implored Mark Calcavecchia to get off the "Bogey Train."

I just wonder how one gets on this train. Because I'd like to get a ticket.

 And wouldn't a "Bogey Bus" be more appropriate. I guess maybe  it's the "Birdie Bus" so you wouldn't want to get the two confused. 

This is the type of parlance that needs to be standardized. Luckily I'm here to help.

1. Eagle Island

As in, "Phil is currently alone on Eagle Island."

2. Birdie Bus

As in, "Tiger has just booked his ticket on the Birdie Bus."

3. Par Park

As in, "Sergio is simply another passerby in Par Park."

4. Bogey Train

As in, "Calcavecchia really needs to find a way off the Bogey Train."